Daudi (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Khamis (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Yusra (Guest) on December 12, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 8, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 1, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Saidi (Guest) on November 30, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 28, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Azima (Guest) on November 22, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 12, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Makame (Guest) on November 10, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 29, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Fadhili (Guest) on October 27, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Salum (Guest) on October 10, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 6, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Fadhili (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Issack (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 31, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahim (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 14, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 1, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ahmed (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Selemani (Guest) on July 7, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on July 2, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on July 1, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 18, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 14, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nasra (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 1, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

John Malisa (Guest) on May 24, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Makame (Guest) on May 1, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Fikiri (Guest) on April 5, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 16, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕