Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2021

😁 This just made my day!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Zulekha (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mgeni (Guest) on November 13, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

James Malima (Guest) on November 8, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on October 4, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

David Chacha (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Muslima (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jabir (Guest) on August 19, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 23, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Kazija (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Khatib (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Bahati (Guest) on July 11, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Habiba (Guest) on July 6, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Zubeida (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 18, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Zawadi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Abdillah (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 29, 2021

😄 You got me!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 14, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Rabia (Guest) on May 9, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 1, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 27, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwanais (Guest) on April 20, 2021

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Zulekha (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 16, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Raha (Guest) on April 14, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 7, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 10, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jamal (Guest) on March 6, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Maulid (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 27, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Shukuru (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 11, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 6, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Issa (Guest) on January 23, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 23, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Daudi (Guest) on January 22, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rashid (Guest) on January 18, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 2, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 27, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏