A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! ☀️🦃
Explanation:
Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Zawadi (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Hamida (Guest) on September 8, 2021
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Salma (Guest) on June 3, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 25, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Grace Minja (Guest) on March 22, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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Salima (Guest) on February 16, 2021
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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 3, 2021
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Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 31, 2021
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Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 10, 2021
😂 I’m saving this one!