What kind of music do mummies like best?

Leila (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 24, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Khalifa (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

John Lissu (Guest) on August 27, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Baridi (Guest) on August 19, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 2, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Wande (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Makame (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 4, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 23, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 16, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rukia (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Masika (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Kazija (Guest) on May 15, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Salum (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Hawa (Guest) on May 11, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 6, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Majid (Guest) on April 29, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khatib (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 10, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 8, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 6, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Saidi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Ann Awino (Guest) on February 2, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Saidi (Guest) on January 29, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shamsa (Guest) on January 11, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 8, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Sekela (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Shamsa (Guest) on October 27, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 29, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥