Short Answer: A soccer team of spiders! π·οΈβ½οΈ
Explanation: The riddle asks what has 18 legs and catches flies, so the humorous answer suggests a soccer team made up of spiders. Spiders are known for having eight legs each, so if we imagine a whole team of them playing soccer, they would have a combined total of 18 legs. And since spiders are great at catching flies, it adds a playful twist to the riddle. The emoji of a spider and a soccer ball further enhances the humor and adds a cheerful touch to the response.
Nassar (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Maulid (Guest) on December 25, 2021
π Mood instantly lifted!
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 10, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Rahma (Guest) on December 4, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Rehema (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 29, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Salima (Guest) on November 26, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 24, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Kheri (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Rashid (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Zubeida (Guest) on November 4, 2021
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
π So funny!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 23, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 3, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 26, 2021
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Rahma (Guest) on September 23, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Hekima (Guest) on September 20, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Athumani (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
George Ndungu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 29, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Muslima (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Mariam (Guest) on July 27, 2021
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on July 19, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Kassim (Guest) on July 18, 2021
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Chiku (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 3, 2021
π Perfect joke!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 28, 2021
π That punchline!
Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 2, 2021
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Saidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 29, 2021
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Khadija (Guest) on February 25, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Biashara (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 14, 2021
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