Ocean: "Long time no sea! ๐ So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
Juma (Guest) on November 23, 2021
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
John Kamande (Guest) on November 14, 2021
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Zakaria (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 9, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mwanais (Guest) on October 22, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 21, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Majid (Guest) on September 24, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Bahati (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 10, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 8, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Ndoto (Guest) on August 30, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 17, 2021
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 1, 2021
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 24, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Sofia (Guest) on July 20, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
George Mallya (Guest) on July 19, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 16, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 25, 2021
๐ Too good!
James Kimani (Guest) on June 13, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on June 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 29, 2021
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mchuma (Guest) on May 25, 2021
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 11, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 9, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Kheri (Guest) on April 2, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 29, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Sofia (Guest) on March 15, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Hashim (Guest) on March 6, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 3, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 24, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 21, 2021
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Amir (Guest) on February 11, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 25, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Ndoto (Guest) on January 22, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 19, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐