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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!

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Baada ya mwizi kuvunja mlango huko Tarime, akaingia kwenye stoo akaona vinyama kwenye bakuli vikiwa vimekauka. Akaonja 1 akaona kitamu na kina chumvi! Akavila vyote. Alipomaliza akaangalia juu ya mlango akaona pameandikwa; "chumba cha UKEKETAJI WANAWAKE". Unafikiri atakuwa amekula nini?

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