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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
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Zakaria (Guest) on June 27, 2019

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 22, 2019

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†

Nashon (Guest) on June 11, 2019

🀣 Hii imewaka moto!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2019

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2019

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Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 15, 2019

πŸ˜„ Dhahabu ya vichekesho!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 3, 2019

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Hii imenifurahisha kweli! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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Raha (Guest) on February 13, 2019

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 7, 2019

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2019

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Nashon (Guest) on January 20, 2019

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho kamili!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2019

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 21, 2018

Mna talent ya jokes! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

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🀣 Hii imenigonga vizuri!

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Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2018

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

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πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 19, 2018

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

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😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

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Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

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πŸ˜† Nacheka hadi chini sasa hivi!

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πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

David Kawawa (Guest) on May 22, 2018

🀣 Ninaituma sasa hivi!

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Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

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Lazima nikumbuke hii kwa baadaye! πŸ˜†

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Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

John Kamande (Guest) on December 12, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

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πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

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Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 17, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Khamis (Guest) on September 30, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni ya kuhifadhi!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 27, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Lazima nihifadhi hii!

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Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

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🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

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Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🀣😊

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