Who is Knocking?

Mzee (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Abdillah (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 15, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 9, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

John Lissu (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Rashid (Guest) on October 30, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 28, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Josephine (Guest) on October 20, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nahida (Guest) on October 16, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Salma (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

David Chacha (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 22, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Ndoto (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 5, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Khadija (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 14, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Fadhila (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Maneno (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 23, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

James Mduma (Guest) on July 16, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 24, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mhina (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 11, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 9, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kazija (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 19, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 15, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 14, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Umi (Guest) on May 4, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kahina (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Leila (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mwalimu (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Khadija (Guest) on March 25, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Daudi (Guest) on March 24, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Wande (Guest) on March 10, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 11, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on January 30, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍