A math teacher's favorite tool is...a CALCULATOR! 🧮😄
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite tool is a calculator because it helps them solve complex math problems quickly and efficiently. Plus, let's be honest, who doesn't love pressing buttons and watching numbers magically appear? It's like a math teacher's version of a magic wand! So, the trusty calculator becomes their best friend in the classroom, helping them conquer equations and impress their students with their mathematical prowess. 🎩✨
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 8, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Makame (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Majid (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 1, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Ahmed (Guest) on October 16, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Masika (Guest) on October 16, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Fadhila (Guest) on October 10, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 9, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Kassim (Guest) on October 6, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Khatib (Guest) on October 5, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 4, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Khadija (Guest) on September 28, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
John Malisa (Guest) on September 28, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 26, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 24, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 21, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Jamila (Guest) on August 23, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Fatuma (Guest) on August 21, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 19, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
James Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 1, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mashaka (Guest) on June 21, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Muslima (Guest) on June 10, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 8, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Raha (Guest) on May 17, 2022
😄 Too good!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 10, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 28, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Jamila (Guest) on April 25, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 29, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
John Lissu (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 12, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Latifa (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Shamsa (Guest) on February 23, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 11, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 5, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 24, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 21, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 13, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️