Muslima (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

James Mduma (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mazrui (Guest) on November 4, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 26, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Yusuf (Guest) on October 13, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 5, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Aziza (Guest) on October 3, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Salum (Guest) on October 3, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 16, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 11, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mohamed (Guest) on August 31, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mjaka (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Omari (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nyota (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 17, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 15, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 4, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Khamis (Guest) on July 21, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nassar (Guest) on July 21, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Saidi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 6, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Maimuna (Guest) on May 31, 2022

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 23, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 21, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 15, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Khalifa (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mchuma (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 2, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sekela (Guest) on February 27, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Shabani (Guest) on February 26, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 26, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Masika (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Sofia (Guest) on February 10, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Rahim (Guest) on January 19, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 7, 2022

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

John Mushi (Guest) on January 6, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆