Halima (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Jabir (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Shamim (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Kamande (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

James Mduma (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 5, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 29, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Asha (Guest) on September 28, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nassar (Guest) on September 23, 2022

😂 This joke just made my day!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 13, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 11, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Daudi (Guest) on September 5, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mustafa (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 16, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Khatib (Guest) on August 7, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 20, 2022

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mashaka (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 24, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rahma (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Jabir (Guest) on May 14, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2022

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Zakia (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Masika (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Shukuru (Guest) on April 4, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Farida (Guest) on March 21, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 17, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 28, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Sofia (Guest) on February 12, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2022

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Jaffar (Guest) on January 9, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Abubakari (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 2, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 30, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sultan (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪