Short Answer: Stick with me, and we'll go places! 💌💨
Explanation: The stamp is making a pun by using the phrase "stick with me" as a play on words. Usually, stamps are stuck onto envelopes, but here the stamp is suggesting that if the envelope sticks with it, they will both travel to different places together. The use of the emoji adds a playful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 25, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Maida (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Abdillah (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 30, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Maida (Guest) on October 21, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
James Kimani (Guest) on October 19, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Umi (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 28, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Leila (Guest) on September 8, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 23, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
John Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Abdillah (Guest) on June 3, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Tambwe (Guest) on June 2, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Kheri (Guest) on May 24, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 7, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Zulekha (Guest) on April 22, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
David Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 23, 2022
😄 You got me!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 10, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Sultan (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Shamsa (Guest) on February 23, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
John Kamande (Guest) on February 20, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Khalifa (Guest) on February 15, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
George Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Tabu (Guest) on January 25, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Athumani (Guest) on January 15, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Maida (Guest) on January 4, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
James Mduma (Guest) on January 3, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mzee (Guest) on December 26, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Masika (Guest) on December 19, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 15, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Nassar (Guest) on December 6, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️