Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! ☕️🍽️"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Josephine (Guest) on October 3, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 20, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 23, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 14, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Yahya (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Mustafa (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Abdullah (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Jamila (Guest) on June 16, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 10, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 9, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 17, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 7, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 29, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Masika (Guest) on March 23, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 1, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 28, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 9, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 23, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Kazija (Guest) on January 22, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Kheri (Guest) on January 15, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 24, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 18, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Salum (Guest) on December 15, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 6, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Asha (Guest) on December 2, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Ndoto (Guest) on October 27, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Sarafina (Guest) on September 28, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Khadija (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Wande (Guest) on September 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Salma (Guest) on September 12, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 23, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 17, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!