Short Answer: He shell-ebrated the turtle's life with a "turtley" awesome funeral procession! 🐢💀🎉
Explanation: When the boy's turtle died, instead of being sad, he decided to celebrate its life in a fun and unique way. He organized a funeral procession for the turtle, complete with a little turtle-sized casket and a parade of his stuffed animal friends. They played cheerful music, danced, and had a "shell-ebration" to remember the turtle's presence in their lives. It was a funny and lighthearted way for the boy to cope with his loss and honor his beloved pet turtle. 🎉
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Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 20, 2022
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😄 You got me!
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🤣 This joke is just too good!
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 16, 2022
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Omar (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 9, 2022
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Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 5, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Josephine (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 13, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Shani (Guest) on June 12, 2022
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Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 27, 2022
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Salum (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Rukia (Guest) on May 10, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2022
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John Mwangi (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 28, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Wande (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Nashon (Guest) on April 12, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Halimah (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Azima (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Amani (Guest) on March 27, 2022
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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 23, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Bakari (Guest) on March 17, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 17, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 7, 2022
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Ahmed (Guest) on March 6, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Shukuru (Guest) on February 26, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Khadija (Guest) on February 26, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Shamsa (Guest) on February 22, 2022
😂 So funny!
Hekima (Guest) on February 19, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Ibrahim (Guest) on February 10, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Mhina (Guest) on February 6, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Biashara (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 16, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 14, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 6, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷