Short Answer: โก Shocked, but electrified with excitement! ๐
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. โก
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 17, 2022
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on September 17, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Mgeni (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Leila (Guest) on September 1, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Issack (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 26, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 22, 2022
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 17, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Amani (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Omar (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 26, 2022
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Maida (Guest) on June 24, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Kahina (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on June 5, 2022
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 3, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nchi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 24, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 8, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Salima (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 4, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Yusra (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Khadija (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Habiba (Guest) on April 16, 2022
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 11, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on March 11, 2022
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mzee (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on January 27, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 5, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก