Maimuna (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Wande (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Bahati (Guest) on December 28, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rukia (Guest) on December 24, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

James Kimani (Guest) on December 14, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Nasra (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Habiba (Guest) on November 5, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 31, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kheri (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 12, 2022

😄 You got me!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 2, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

George Mallya (Guest) on September 12, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 11, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Baraka (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zakaria (Guest) on August 28, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

George Tenga (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 13, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 5, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nassar (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 27, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Shamim (Guest) on July 26, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 18, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Issack (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 9, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on June 5, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Khadija (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Wande (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 22, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Safiya (Guest) on May 16, 2022

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Mchawi (Guest) on May 13, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 19, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Maulid (Guest) on April 17, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Juma (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 21, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 14, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Abubakari (Guest) on February 15, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Muslima (Guest) on February 14, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 11, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 9, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 18, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Amina (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆