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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi

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*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*

*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`

*Shemdoe:* πŸ‘†πŸΏ _(raised up his hand.)_

*Teacher:* `So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe?`

_(There was no reply from the students)_

*Teacher:* `Ok. now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.`

*Shemdoe* _(akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)_

*Teacher:* `Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is…?`

*Shemdoe:* `Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.`

_*Shemdoe sasa hivi amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa*_πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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