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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari

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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!
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