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Baada ya kumaliza Degree yake ya sheria Bwana Rwegashora aliamua kurudi nyumbani Bukoba mjini na kufungua ofisi yake kwa ajili ya huduma kwa wateja.
Siku moja akiwa ndani ya ofisi yake alimuona mtanashati na mdada mmoja mrembo anakuja ofisini kwake akajua ni mteja anamletea kesi.





Ndipo akanyanyua mkoni wa wa simu ya TTCL na kuanza kuongea huku anajizunguusha kwenye kiti cha kuzunguuka.
Wakati mdada alipokaribia Rwegashora alimkaribisha kwa ishara maana alijifanya yupo busy na kuongea na simu ya umuhimu.
Wakati anaongea na simu akisikika akisema No, No, No….. Absolutely No. Wajuulishe hao lay person wa New York kua siwezi kushuhulika na kesi ambayo itanilipa chini ya 50 million. Mimi ni profesional lawyer and im crossing the border to sarve international community.





Aka pose kidogo na akanywa maji kisha akaendelea…..
Naweza kuanza kukusanya primary evidence next weak but tell them watume kwanza ten million kwa kuanza…
Hahahahaha you dont know my Account
Mr Roger. Ok waambie watume kwenye Account ileile walionitumia million 100 last month…





Aka pose tena akameza fundo la maji na kurekebisha tai yake kisha akaendelea… Ok usisahau kumueleza muendesha mashtaka mkuu wa marekani kua nitakuja New York mwezi ujao maana nitapita kwanza Amsterdam kuwasilisha utetezi wa yule mteja wangu mholanzi kisha nitaenda Tokyo kulipia ile gari yangu niloagiza.





Wakati anaongea hayo yote yule mdada alikua ametulia na anamuangalia Bwana Rwegashora anavyojizunguusha kwenye
kiti chake huku akiongea kwa tambo kwenye ile simu ya TTCL.
Baada ya kumaliza kuongea na simu Bwana Rwegashora aliweka mkono wa simu yake ya TTCL chini kisha akamgeukia mdada mrembo.





Samahan sana kwa kukupotezea muda wako unajua tena kazi zetu zinaumiza kichwa sana kama unavyoona mwenyewe yaani niko busy sana ninapokea simu sana mpaka nimechoka na simu nyingi ni za wateja wa njee ya nchi.





Anyway nikusaidie nn? Mdada akajibu mimi ni mfanyakazi wa kampuni ya TTCL nimekuja kuunganisha line yako ya simu kwani haipo hewani tangu wiki iliyopita…!!!





Unadhani Bwana Rwegashora alifanyaje…???


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