A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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๐ I had to share this with everyone!
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John Mwangi (Guest) on June 28, 2023
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Sharifa (Guest) on June 26, 2023
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Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 16, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2023
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Salima (Guest) on March 28, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2023
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๐ This is gold!
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Ali (Guest) on February 25, 2023
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Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 18, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Kazija (Guest) on February 17, 2023
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 16, 2023
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Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 8, 2023
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๐ Iโm still laughing!
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How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐