Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 8, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 27, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Abdillah (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Neema (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nuru (Guest) on June 22, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Rahma (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 9, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Zawadi (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 5, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 4, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jaffar (Guest) on May 31, 2023

😂 I’m saving this one!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 28, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Safiya (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Habiba (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mustafa (Guest) on May 18, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Jaffar (Guest) on May 4, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 3, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 30, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Safiya (Guest) on April 25, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Josephine (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 8, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 7, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 5, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Ndoto (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Maneno (Guest) on December 27, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mzee (Guest) on December 25, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mchuma (Guest) on December 18, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Zainab (Guest) on December 13, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Hassan (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Shamsa (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 6, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Omari (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Binti (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 8, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Umi (Guest) on August 3, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

John Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂