Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ππ΄ββ οΈ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 6, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Abdillah (Guest) on March 1, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Mhina (Guest) on February 25, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Mjaka (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 19, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2015
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§