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What runs but never walks?

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Q: What runs but never walks? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
A: A nose! ๐Ÿ‘ƒ


Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ

Nyota (Guest) on March 15, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Furaha (Guest) on January 28, 2015

I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 23, 2015

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Aziza (Guest) on January 19, 2015

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ

Kiza (Guest) on January 17, 2015

I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“

Sultan (Guest) on January 10, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Why donโ€™t vampires like garlic? Itโ€™s a pain in the neck! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„

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