Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! πΌπ₯¦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? π
Baridi (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 20, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Juma (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 5, 2015
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Kheri (Guest) on February 15, 2015
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 24, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 22, 2015
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Fadhila (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Sultan (Guest) on January 8, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π