Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! π§ββοΈπ§π
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 17, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Abdullah (Guest) on February 28, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 16, 2015
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Mazrui (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Mchawi (Guest) on January 26, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Nasra (Guest) on January 18, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 12, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 5, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 4, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€