What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐๐
Tambwe (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on March 4, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on February 27, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 17, 2015
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 13, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Omar (Guest) on January 13, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 4, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐