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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟


Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! πŸ˜„πŸ₯”

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Mzee (Guest) on February 2, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅

Biashara (Guest) on January 31, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ

Salma (Guest) on January 26, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 24, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 23, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 16, 2015

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ

John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•

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