Zawadi (Guest) on January 6, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Zakaria (Guest) on January 5, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kassim (Guest) on January 1, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Majid (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Maulid (Guest) on December 14, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Abdillah (Guest) on December 12, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 8, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ahmed (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Fatuma (Guest) on November 16, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

James Kimani (Guest) on October 21, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Salma (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2015

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 17, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Bakari (Guest) on September 12, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Amani (Guest) on August 25, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Abubakar (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

John Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2015

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Abubakar (Guest) on August 2, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Athumani (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Saidi (Guest) on July 24, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zubeida (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Rabia (Guest) on June 21, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 15, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 10, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Abdullah (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Omari (Guest) on June 7, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 3, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 2, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 24, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Maida (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 18, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2015

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 9, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Chiku (Guest) on May 9, 2015

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Zulekha (Guest) on May 3, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nyota (Guest) on April 19, 2015

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nahida (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Wande (Guest) on April 12, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 8, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Maida (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯