Mwanais (Guest) on February 28, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Majid (Guest) on January 5, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Fatuma (Guest) on December 15, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Masika (Guest) on December 12, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bahati (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Latifa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jamal (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2015

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Amani (Guest) on October 19, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Baraka (Guest) on October 15, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 8, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 7, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Amani (Guest) on October 1, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Muslima (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 25, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Amani (Guest) on August 22, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2015

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Shamsa (Guest) on August 13, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 11, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Latifa (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Nuru (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Amir (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Leila (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 31, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Latifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Rabia (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on May 18, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 18, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Khadija (Guest) on May 12, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Issa (Guest) on April 30, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!