The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! π€π
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Mwanais (Guest) on February 28, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Majid (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Masika (Guest) on December 12, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Mzee (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 26, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Bahati (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Latifa (Guest) on November 21, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Jamal (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Mustafa (Guest) on October 28, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Amani (Guest) on October 19, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 18, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Baraka (Guest) on October 15, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 7, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Amani (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Muslima (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mchuma (Guest) on September 8, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 25, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Amani (Guest) on August 22, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2015
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Shamsa (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 11, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Latifa (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 17, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Nuru (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Amir (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 14, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Leila (Guest) on May 31, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 31, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Latifa (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Rabia (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Zakia (Guest) on May 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 18, 2015
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Khadija (Guest) on May 12, 2015
π Canβt wait to share this!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Issa (Guest) on April 30, 2015
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!