Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 31, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mustafa (Guest) on January 19, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 15, 2016

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Issa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Zainab (Guest) on December 8, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Rabia (Guest) on November 25, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Azima (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 14, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 30, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mjaka (Guest) on September 5, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Baridi (Guest) on August 17, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sharifa (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mzee (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Josephine (Guest) on July 25, 2015

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 4, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Majid (Guest) on June 28, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Rabia (Guest) on June 28, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Fadhila (Guest) on June 21, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 18, 2015

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Ahmed (Guest) on June 15, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 14, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on June 11, 2015

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jamal (Guest) on June 6, 2015

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Salima (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 29, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 27, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Omari (Guest) on April 27, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 25, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Safiya (Guest) on April 7, 2015

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 28, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ndoto (Guest) on March 21, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 4, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Josephine (Guest) on March 3, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rahim (Guest) on March 2, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 25, 2015

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mhina (Guest) on February 20, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Hassan (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 13, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃