A witch's favorite subject in school is... SPELLing! 🧙♀️✨
Explanation: This response plays on the wordplay between "spell" as in casting magic spells and "spelling" as in the subject taught in school. By combining the two, we create a funny response that implies witches have a particular affinity for casting spells, making their favorite subject in school "SPELLing" instead of traditional subjects such as math or science. The emoji adds a touch of magic and whimsy to the answer.
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 27, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 27, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 22, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Amani (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Rashid (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Makame (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Zuhura (Guest) on January 23, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 8, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 30, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
Halimah (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 23, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 19, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 12, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Saidi (Guest) on December 11, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 21, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Aziza (Guest) on October 29, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 27, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 16, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 10, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 8, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Faiza (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Sumaya (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 5, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Shabani (Guest) on September 4, 2015
😄 Too good!
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 31, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 26, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Warda (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Safiya (Guest) on June 19, 2015
😁 This is gold!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 2, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 16, 2015
😄 You got me!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 29, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰