What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 20, 2016

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 20, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 20, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 19, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 25, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Salum (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 7, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 5, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nuru (Guest) on November 28, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Issa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

James Mduma (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Zubeida (Guest) on November 12, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 24, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 24, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

John Mushi (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 18, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Rahma (Guest) on October 8, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fadhila (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Nassar (Guest) on September 9, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 7, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Yusra (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Saidi (Guest) on August 29, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nassor (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine (Guest) on August 10, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 28, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kazija (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 25, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Selemani (Guest) on July 19, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

James Kimani (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 8, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Issa (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Bahati (Guest) on May 16, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

John Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 22, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 16, 2015

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 11, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Baridi (Guest) on March 31, 2015

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 26, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 23, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂