Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"
Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the ๐ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 20, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Binti (Guest) on November 18, 2015
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 17, 2015
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 17, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Salima (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Jamal (Guest) on October 31, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 29, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 18, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Salum (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 18, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 18, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Tabu (Guest) on September 3, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 18, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 3, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Shamim (Guest) on July 20, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Mzee (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Josephine (Guest) on June 24, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Yusra (Guest) on June 18, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Khamis (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 12, 2015
๐ This is gold!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 8, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Saidi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Nasra (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
James Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 3, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 21, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Bahati (Guest) on February 15, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Zawadi (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 12, 2015
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Hassan (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 31, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค