What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 25, 2024

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 20, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 10, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Maneno (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 13, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 10, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwanais (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Ali (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Abubakari (Guest) on July 21, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Majid (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2024

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Kheri (Guest) on July 8, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 3, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Nahida (Guest) on June 14, 2024

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 7, 2024

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Faiza (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on May 27, 2024

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 13, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 29, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2024

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Abubakar (Guest) on April 13, 2024

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Maida (Guest) on April 4, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fadhili (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 26, 2024

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mohamed (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Masika (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 5, 2024

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Habiba (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Amir (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Issack (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nyota (Guest) on January 27, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Umi (Guest) on December 12, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 9, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2023

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mzee (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

James Kimani (Guest) on December 1, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ahmed (Guest) on November 28, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Daudi (Guest) on November 25, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 21, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 21, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 5, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mchawi (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 21, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Husna (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Kheri (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Asha (Guest) on October 8, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴