Sidebar with Floating Button
AckySHINE SMSπŸ’ŒπŸ’•
☰
AckyShine

Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini

Featured Image

Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?

MKAKA: Samahani sana….jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simu….aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae.
MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saa…..
MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!

AckySHINE Solutions

Comments

Please Join AckySHINE to Participate in Discussion.

Rashid (Guest) on July 15, 2024

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 1, 2024

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Hawa (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Siwezi kusubiri kuieleza kwenye sherehe yangu inayofuata! πŸŽ‰

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜„

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

John Lissu (Guest) on June 1, 2024

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 14, 2024

πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Š

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 10, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 27, 2024

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 23, 2024

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 14, 2024

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 20, 2024

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 2, 2024

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 1, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 15, 2023

Hii imenikuna! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaβ€”imebamba! 🀣

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2023

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 10, 2023

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Leila (Guest) on April 24, 2023

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 12, 2023

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 23, 2023

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 18, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 28, 2023

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 24, 2023

πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 25, 2022

πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

James Malima (Guest) on September 30, 2022

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 25, 2022

🀣 Hii imewaka moto!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 25, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Rashid (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Haha, hii ni kicheko bora zaidi nilichopata wiki hii! 😁

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 14, 2022

πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ

George Tenga (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Halimah (Guest) on July 12, 2022

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Yusuf (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! 🎯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 23, 2022

πŸ˜„ Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2022

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 21, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Maida (Guest) on May 4, 2022

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Related Posts

Sipendi ujinga. Cheki nilichokifanya

Sipendi ujinga. Cheki nilichokifanya

Nimeingia chumban nikakuta panya wamekula dawa yangu ya minyoo,

N... Read More

Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?

Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?

1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha

2:Baba yako kauza ng'ombe ili alete ng'o... Read More

Amri za chuo

Amri za chuo

Ndio hizi sasa

1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje ... Read More

Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..

Baba- : Halloo mke wangu.. yaani ni shida sitaweza kurudi nyumban, daraja limevunjika na kutoka m... Read More

Huu mchezo hautaki makeup

Huu mchezo hautaki makeup

Mama mwenye nyumba anajipodoa anashinda saloon kujipodoa lakini house girl hata mafuta us... Read More

Sababu ya mke kupewa dawa badala ya mumewe

Sababu ya mke kupewa dawa badala ya mumewe

Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaj... Read More
BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika

BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika

HABARI MPASUKO..

jana katika taasisi ya wanyama pori ya Nat Geo ilitangazwa kuwa ametokea N... Read More

Hapo sasa akili itakuja

Hapo sasa akili itakuja

Pale unapo gundua kuwa yule ulie mtukana kwenye bajaji ndio boss anaeenda kukufanyia inte... Read More

Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?

Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?

_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._
_Sasa h... Read More

Wazo la jioni hii

Wazo la jioni hii

πŸ“’WAZO LA JIONI HII πŸ“’

KAMA MWAKA JANA ULIPIGA HATUA NA HUJAFIKIA MALENGO MWAKA HUU... Read More

Hapa itakuaje?

Hapa itakuaje?

NAJISIKIA NIMEBOEKA…

SIJUI NIENDE KAMBI YOYOTE YA JESHI NITEREMSHE BENDERA

ALAFU NI... Read More

Huyu ndo mwanamke

Huyu ndo mwanamke

Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama u... Read More