Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐶⏰
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. 🤭😄
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 20, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 11, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 23, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Rahim (Guest) on December 22, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Salum (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Sekela (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Habiba (Guest) on November 23, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Mgeni (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 22, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 1, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Mariam (Guest) on October 25, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 21, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Chiku (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwanais (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 9, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Halimah (Guest) on October 1, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 16, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 8, 2016
😄 What a joke!
Khatib (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mashaka (Guest) on August 31, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
Jamal (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Maulid (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 21, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Kazija (Guest) on August 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Abubakari (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 11, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Furaha (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 22, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
Salma (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Makame (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Kahina (Guest) on July 8, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 8, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Habiba (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬