The merry-go-round! ๐
Explanation:
A top's favorite ride at the amusement park would be the merry-go-round because both the top and the merry-go-round spin around in circles. It's a playful and amusing choice for our little spinning friend! ๐ช๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2017
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Rehema (Guest) on May 17, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Jafari (Guest) on May 12, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Hekima (Guest) on April 22, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Nahida (Guest) on April 17, 2017
๐ This is gold!
Grace Minja (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Maulid (Guest) on April 10, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 27, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 12, 2017
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 25, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 16, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Sarafina (Guest) on February 10, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 26, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 28, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 22, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Zakaria (Guest) on December 8, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Juma (Guest) on December 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 18, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 19, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Nahida (Guest) on October 12, 2016
๐ Iโm dying!
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 6, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Mhina (Guest) on September 30, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Habiba (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Baridi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Sofia (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2016
๐ This made my day!
Nassor (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Bahati (Guest) on July 2, 2016
๐ I needed that laugh!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Jamal (Guest) on May 26, 2016
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Fadhila (Guest) on May 25, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
James Malima (Guest) on May 23, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Amina (Guest) on May 19, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 6, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐