Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Zubeida (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Arifa (Guest) on December 25, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Josephine (Guest) on December 22, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 9, 2016

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shani (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 15, 2016

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 24, 2016

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mzee (Guest) on October 15, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 15, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Amina (Guest) on October 9, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nassar (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Rukia (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Yusra (Guest) on September 12, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mariam (Guest) on September 2, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 27, 2016

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Khadija (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Sofia (Guest) on July 28, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Daudi (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Salum (Guest) on July 18, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 13, 2016

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Salma (Guest) on July 5, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 2, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 13, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 12, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 10, 2016

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 7, 2016

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mjaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 13, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Maida (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 12, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 10, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 30, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 25, 2016

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 24, 2016

😄 You got me!

Issa (Guest) on March 24, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Latifa (Guest) on March 22, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 19, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸