Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Chiku (Guest) on October 29, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 4, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Abubakari (Guest) on September 21, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 6, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Jafari (Guest) on August 31, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mazrui (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 16, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 12, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Shamim (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Mjaka (Guest) on July 22, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 18, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 9, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 7, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Nyota (Guest) on July 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Biashara (Guest) on June 27, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Jamila (Guest) on June 24, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Rehema (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 6, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 22, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 17, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 3, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 27, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 24, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 20, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 14, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Kiza (Guest) on April 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 6, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Abdullah (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
John Mushi (Guest) on March 20, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😂 So funny!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 10, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 1, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 20, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Zubeida (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mashaka (Guest) on January 24, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Shamim (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mustafa (Guest) on December 29, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Omar (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Binti (Guest) on December 24, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Salma (Guest) on December 16, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜