Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation:
Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 14, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Ramadhan (Guest) on March 5, 2018
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
James Mduma (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 19, 2018
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 30, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Binti (Guest) on January 25, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 24, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Maimuna (Guest) on January 23, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 22, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2018
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 13, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 13, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Tambwe (Guest) on January 11, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 7, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
James Kimani (Guest) on December 30, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Issack (Guest) on December 27, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mjaka (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 18, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Rehema (Guest) on October 22, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 4, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mchuma (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 30, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 27, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Kahina (Guest) on September 27, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 23, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Jamila (Guest) on September 19, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 6, 2017
😂 I’m dying!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 4, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 28, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Zawadi (Guest) on August 25, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2017
😂 This joke just made my day!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 20, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Leila (Guest) on July 26, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Kahina (Guest) on July 24, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 21, 2017
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 6, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 4, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 17, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Josephine (Guest) on June 17, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Nashon (Guest) on June 4, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Mchuma (Guest) on May 22, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 15, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!