Where do polar bears vote?

Shani (Guest) on October 7, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 4, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 2, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mohamed (Guest) on September 11, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 30, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Baraka (Guest) on August 28, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Tabu (Guest) on August 25, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 24, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Fatuma (Guest) on August 11, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 1, 2019

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 27, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Hamida (Guest) on July 25, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zainab (Guest) on July 23, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 20, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on July 5, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 20, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Habiba (Guest) on June 11, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 9, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 27, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Khadija (Guest) on May 23, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 20, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 18, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Fatuma (Guest) on May 13, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Jamal (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Salima (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Makame (Guest) on April 11, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ahmed (Guest) on April 10, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

James Kimani (Guest) on March 23, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Rukia (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 13, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Kheri (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 1, 2019

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Abdillah (Guest) on February 26, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Latifa (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Abubakari (Guest) on February 11, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Shani (Guest) on January 25, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 24, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Hassan (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 17, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

John Kamande (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Wande (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂