Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶
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This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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😆 That punchline was epic!
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🤣 This one’s fire!
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🤣 Brilliant joke!
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😆 Bookmarking this!
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😂 Gotta save this!
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😆 Totally hilarious!
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How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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James Kawawa (Guest) on June 19, 2019
😄 Too good!
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Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 8, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Selemani (Guest) on April 27, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 27, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Amina (Guest) on April 21, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Zubeida (Guest) on March 4, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!