Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃♀️
A: A nose! 👃
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄
What runs but never walks?
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Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 30, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
George Tenga (Guest) on January 23, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Jamal (Guest) on January 21, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 11, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Wande (Guest) on January 2, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Josephine (Guest) on December 26, 2019
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Maneno (Guest) on December 25, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 22, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Fadhili (Guest) on November 17, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Bahati (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on October 31, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
John Malisa (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 2, 2019
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Latifa (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 6, 2019
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 4, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Rukia (Guest) on August 20, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 9, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Baridi (Guest) on July 25, 2019
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 23, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Kheri (Guest) on July 17, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 8, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 29, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
John Lissu (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Shamsa (Guest) on June 4, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
John Mushi (Guest) on June 2, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
John Lissu (Guest) on May 31, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Hashim (Guest) on May 29, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Leila (Guest) on May 29, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 18, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Habiba (Guest) on May 13, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Farida (Guest) on May 5, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Maida (Guest) on April 22, 2019
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Zuhura (Guest) on April 16, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 14, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Rubea (Guest) on April 12, 2019
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 10, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Mgeni (Guest) on April 5, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 22, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Warda (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 14, 2019
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 11, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Khadija (Guest) on March 9, 2019
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Arifa (Guest) on February 20, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬