Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 7, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Nuru (Guest) on October 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 26, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Majid (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Husna (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Salma (Guest) on October 8, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Sofia (Guest) on September 17, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Jamal (Guest) on August 3, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 22, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 19, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 17, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mohamed (Guest) on July 8, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 7, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 6, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Zubeida (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 8, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Khatib (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 3, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 29, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Baraka (Guest) on April 22, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
George Tenga (Guest) on April 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 17, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Omar (Guest) on April 5, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zubeida (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 5, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mjaka (Guest) on March 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 17, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 15, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 12, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Salma (Guest) on February 4, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Jaffar (Guest) on January 29, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Bakari (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Raha (Guest) on January 19, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
George Tenga (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Ahmed (Guest) on January 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Tambwe (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 16, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Nassor (Guest) on November 22, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Maulid (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️