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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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