Why did the dog keep tripping?

Mjaka (Guest) on July 12, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 10, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mustafa (Guest) on July 10, 2022

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Tabu (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 7, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Issa (Guest) on June 4, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 2, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 29, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Abubakar (Guest) on April 29, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Binti (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Kassim (Guest) on April 24, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Tambwe (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Maneno (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 3, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Rabia (Guest) on March 22, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Abubakari (Guest) on March 19, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 25, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Ahmed (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwanais (Guest) on February 8, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 7, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Khalifa (Guest) on February 6, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 2, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Maneno (Guest) on January 27, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Issa (Guest) on January 25, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Rubea (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Binti (Guest) on January 22, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 13, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Khamis (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 2, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Khadija (Guest) on November 28, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Bakari (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Zubeida (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Nashon (Guest) on November 22, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Majid (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Tambwe (Guest) on October 25, 2021

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 25, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 23, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 16, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 9, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Sekela (Guest) on September 29, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪