A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
George Mallya (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mchuma (Guest) on September 16, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 28, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Issa (Guest) on August 22, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 13, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Binti (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Majid (Guest) on July 13, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2022
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on June 14, 2022
๐ This one really got me!
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 8, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Khamis (Guest) on June 7, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 5, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Chiku (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Mjaka (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 3, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
John Malisa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 21, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 10, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Zainab (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Issack (Guest) on April 6, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Shabani (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Salima (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Furaha (Guest) on March 22, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 20, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on March 18, 2022
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 24, 2022
๐ You got me good!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Fadhila (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Nuru (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 2, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2022
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Habiba (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 24, 2022
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2022
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Sultan (Guest) on January 21, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 15, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Fikiri (Guest) on January 5, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Raha (Guest) on January 4, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Husna (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 27, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 15, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Nassar (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Khamis (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 2, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 25, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ