Short answer: Because it left its Windows open! 😄🖥️❄️
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the double meaning of "Windows." On one hand, it refers to the operating system used on many computers. On the other hand, it refers to actual windows that can be opened to let in cold air. By suggesting that the computer left its Windows open, it humorously implies that the cold air entered through the computer's operating system, making it cold. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Fadhili (Guest) on December 15, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Abubakari (Guest) on November 8, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
James Mduma (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 29, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Baridi (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 13, 2015
😅 I’m still laughing!
Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
George Tenga (Guest) on August 28, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mchuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Raha (Guest) on July 27, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 26, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 26, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 21, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 15, 2015
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
Chum (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mgeni (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Majid (Guest) on July 6, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Neema (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 30, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 19, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
John Lissu (Guest) on June 17, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Fadhili (Guest) on May 6, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Kazija (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 2, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Issa (Guest) on April 6, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Safiya (Guest) on April 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 2, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️