Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! 😎
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! 🌞 They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! 🕶️
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Biashara (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Habiba (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Amani (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Kazija (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
George Tenga (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 20, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Halima (Guest) on October 15, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 14, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Kahina (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Hekima (Guest) on September 12, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 10, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Nuru (Guest) on August 7, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 2, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Jabir (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Selemani (Guest) on July 1, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2015
😄 You got me!
Bakari (Guest) on June 25, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Maida (Guest) on June 24, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Zainab (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Chiku (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Juma (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Habiba (Guest) on June 6, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 2, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 31, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mariam (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 23, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰